We know what you're thinking, but honestly this is not the boring banking capital it's reputed to be. In fact Zürich is - whisper it softly - surprisingly hip and trendy. Hundreds of new bars, restaurants and clubs have opened since planning laws were changed in the late 1990s and Zürich now hosts Europe's largest annual street party.
Admittedly, the first impression, of a small, clean and orderly metropolis with church steeples above a crystal-blue river and lake, is pleasant rather than exciting. But then you're struck by the happy noise of the cobbled Niederdorfstrasse, on the eastern riverbank, and won over by the hedonism around the lake.
Nope, Geneva is not Switzerland's capital, despite what many think. This chic, sleek, cosmopolitan lakeside city is, in fact, only Switzerland's third-largest city and has an overwhelmingly international feel: more than 40% of the population is from elsewhere.
Geneva is crowded with museums and ideally placed for quick hops to the Alps. Basking in the sunshine of its peaceful setting on Lake Geneva's banks, this acclaimed neutral territory oozes self-confidence. It is in pristine condition, efficient and safe, yet spirited in its style and love of adventure.
Bern is one of the most alluring capitals on the planet. Its 15th-century old town, with terraced stone buildings, clock towers, church spires and cobbled streets, is nothing less than idyllic. Its compact space, laid-back pace and small-town friendliness soon become irresistible.